Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

I Have Always Paid Income Tax. I Object Only When It Reaches A Stage When I Am Threatened With Having Nothing Left For My Old Age - Which Is Due To Start Next Tuesday Or Wednesday.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.

Bed Is The Perfect Climate.

Someday I Suspect, When Jesus Has Definitely Got Me For A Sunbeam, My Works May Be Adequately Assessed.