A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

Everybody Was Up To Something, Especially, Of Course, Those Who Were Up To Nothing.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

Star Quality: I Don't Know What It Is, But I've Got It.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.