Many People Are Surprised To Hear That

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.