Man Is Nature's Sole Mistake.

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.

Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat,with Nothing To Grumble At?

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.

I've An Irritating Chuckle, I've A Celebrated Sneer, I've An Entertaining Snigger, I've A Fascinating Leer; To Everybody's Prejudice I Know A Thing Or Two; I Can Tell A Woman's Age In Half A Minute--and I Do

I Accept Refreshment At Any Hands, However Lowly.