It Is A Glorious Thing To Be

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.

Ah, Pray No Mistake, We Are Not Shy; We're Very Wide Awake The Moon And I.

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

If You Give Me Your Attention, I Will Tell You What I Am: I'm A Genuine Philanthropist--all Other Kinds Are Sham. Each Little Fault Of Temper And Each Social Defect In My Erring Fellow Creatures, I Endeavor To Correct.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns