Who Knows But We May Count Among

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.

Oh, I Am A Cook And A Captain Bold, And The Mate Of The Nancybrig, And A Bos'sun Tight, And A Midshipmite, And The Crew Of The Captain's Gig!

I've An Irritating Chuckle, I've A Celebrated Sneer, I've An Entertaining Snigger, I've A Fascinating Leer; To Everybody's Prejudice I Know A Thing Or Two; I Can Tell A Woman's Age In Half A Minute--and I Do

Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look The Other Way.