Malevolence Is Shameful But Satisfying.

A Sense Of Absurdity Interferes With My Efforts To Appear Venerable.

Family Romances Are The Only Ones That Never Turn Out Happily.

Even A Cow Creates Ambiguous Signifiers. The Moo Of Mystery.

Carnal Knowledge Is As Forgettable As The Other Kinds.

Boredom Turns To Panic If My Beloved Leaves Before The Usual Time.