My Noisy Denunciation Trails Off In Doubt.

Carnal Knowledge Is As Forgettable As The Other Kinds.

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

Malevolence Is Shameful But Satisfying.

Imprudence Relies On Luck, Prudence On Method. That Gives Prudence Less Edge Than It Expects.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.