Death Promises Nothing--not Even Oblivion.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

For Many, Immaturity Is An Ideal, Not A Defect.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

Procrastination And Impatience Form A System Of Checks And Balances.

The Dignified Catastrophes Of Tragedy Bear Little Resemblance To The Slow Ruin Inflicted By Life.