Mail Your Packages Early So The Post

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

Adults Ask Questions As A Child Does. When You Stop Wondering, You Might As Well Put Your Rocker On The Front Porch And Call It A Day.

I Have No Use For Eight Houses, 88 Cars And 500 Suits. I Can't Eat But One Steak At A Time. I Don't Want But One Woman. It's Silly To Have As One's Sole Object In Life Just Making Money, Accumulating Wealth.

When A Comic Becomes Enamored With His Own Views And Foists Them Off On The Public In A Polemic Way, He Loses Not Only His Sense Of Humor But His Value As A Humorist.

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.