Lust Is Easy. Love Is Hard. Life

I Think That Comedy Really Tells You How It Is. The Other Thing About Comedy Is That - You Don't Even Know If You're Failing In Drama, But You Do Know When You're Failing In Comedy. When You Go To A Comedy And You Don't Hear Anybody Laughing, You Know That You've Failed.

I'm An Entertainer And I Entertain People And They Entertain Me Back By Asking Questions. And Some Of Them I Answer.

Inviting People To Laugh With You While You Are Laughing At Yourself Is A Good Thing To Do. You May Be A Fool But You're The Fool In Charge.

I Was A Teletype Operator In The Army, So That's Where I Learned To Type. One Day, I Went Downstairs To See If I Could Still Type - I Hadn't Done It For Four Or Five Years After The War. So I Typed Out A Page And I Showed It To My Wife And She Said, "where Did You Get This?" I Said I Wrote It. "you Wrote This?" It Was Something Very Funny. I Went And Wrote Another Page, Another Couple Of Pages, And By The Time I Was Finished I Had 13 Little Short Stories, Humorous Short Stories.

If You Can Get A Laugh Out Of A Name, You're Ahead Of The Game.