If You Can Get A Laugh Out

When I Found Out I Could Write I Was Shocked! I Didn't Know I Could Write.

I Was A Teletype Operator In The Army, So That's Where I Learned To Type. One Day, I Went Downstairs To See If I Could Still Type - I Hadn't Done It For Four Or Five Years After The War. So I Typed Out A Page And I Showed It To My Wife And She Said, "where Did You Get This?" I Said I Wrote It. "you Wrote This?" It Was Something Very Funny. I Went And Wrote Another Page, Another Couple Of Pages, And By The Time I Was Finished I Had 13 Little Short Stories, Humorous Short Stories.

I Certainly Have Warm Relationships With People, But You Choose The People You Have Those Relationships With. There Are Some People I Don't Bother With.

Lust Is Easy. Love Is Hard. Life Is Most Important.

Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.