Improvisation Is Just Writing In Front Of

The Absolute Truth Is The Thing That Makes People Laugh.

Id Like To Acknowledge Three People Who Early On Knew Mel Brooks Was One Of The Funniest People In The World: Sid Caesar, Me, And Mel Brooks.

I Only Please Myself. I Figure I'm Just One Of Many People. I'm Not That Different From Anybody Else And I Don't Have Great Language - I'm Very Ordinary.

I'm A Charming Coward; I Fight With Words.

I'm Not A Believer, I Call Myself An Atheist. It Was Man Who Invented God. I Once Wrote That There Are 15 Things I Know About God, And One Is That He Is Allergic To Shellfish. There Are Far Too Many Commandments And You Really Only Need One: Do Not Hurt Anybody.