Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.

Mr. [john] Barrymore's Smile Was The Smile Of An Actor Who Hates Actors, And Who Knows That He Is Going To Kill Two Or Three Before The Play Is Over. I Am Not An Actor-killer, But I Like My Hamlets To Dislike Actors, If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Don't.