Lots Of Women Buy Just As Many

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

A Lot Of My Own Relatives Didn't Get To Go To School Because We Were Mountain People. You Have To Get Out And Work And Help Feed The Family. My Own Dad Couldn't Read And Write. And My Dad Was Very Proud Of Me.

Energy Begets Energy.

People Make Jokes About My Bosoms, Why Don't They Look Underneath The Breasts At The Heart? It's Obvious I've Got Big Ones And If People Want To Assume They're Not Mine, Then Let Them.