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For Some Reason, I Have Better Luck When I Work With Women. I Guess I Have A Good Sense Of Sisterhood.

I'm Like A Cartoon! I'll Look This Way When I'm Eighty. I Can See It Now, People Will Be Rolling Me Around In A Wheelchair And I'll Still Have My Big Hair, Nails, My High Heels And My Boobs Stuck Out!

I Love To Flirt, And I've Never Met A Man I Didn't Like.

I Do Believe That Any Successful Business Starts From The Top And Works Its Way Down.

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.