I Think That All Creative People Are

You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap!

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.

I'm Old Enough And Cranky Enough Now That If Someone Tried To Tell Me What To Do, I'd Tell Them Where To Put It.

I Believe In My Cosmetics Line. There Are Plenty Of Charities For The Homeless. Isn't It Time Someone Helped The Homely?

I Think God Gave Us Talent Because He Screwed Up Our Hair