Well, My Smile's Pretty Hard To Miss,

Working Nine To Five, What Way To Earn A Living. Barely Getting By... It's All Taking And No Giving. They Use Just Your Mind And They Never Give You Credit. It's Enough To Drive You Crazy If You Let It!

I Believe In My Cosmetics Line. There Are Plenty Of Charities For The Homeless. Isn't It Time Someone Helped The Homely?

I'm Not Intimidated By How People Perceive Me.

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

My Mother Was Always Fascinated With The Fact That I Could Rhyme So Much Stuff.