Lord, Forgive Them, For They Know What

It Is Not True That One Cannot Live Without A Woman. It Is Simply That One Cannot Have Lived Without One.

Immortality Is The Only Thing Which Doesn't Tolerate Being Postponed.

A Child Learns To Discard His Ideals, Whereas A Grown-up Never Wears Out His Short Pants.

The Secret Of The Demagogue Is To Make Himself As Stupid As His Audience So They Believe They Are Clever As He.

If Children Had Been Told That They Could Not Blow Their Noses, This Alone Would Make Adults Blush.