Long John Silver's Wife, Short, Who Said

Jack The Ripper's Mother, Who Said To Jack, How Come I Never See You With The Same Girl Twice? Never Got A Dinner!

Some Of The Most Famous People In History Never Got A Dinner!

King Solomon, Who Said To His Thousand Wives, Who Doesn't Have A Headache Tonight? Never Got A Dinner!

Eve Said To The Serpent, “you Know I Could Go For A Bite To Eat, But I Don't Know You From Adam.”

George Burns, What A Man. He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India. So He Sent His Kids There.