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Moshe Dayan, Who Said To Sammy Davis, Jr., That's Funny, To Me You Only Look Half Jewish. Never Got A Dinner!

Dr. Spock, Who Said, Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids. It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected. Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Israelites, Stop Calling Me Charlton! Never Got A Dinner!

Pliny The Elder, Who When Rome Was Burning Requested Nero To Play You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Lucille. Never Got A Dinner!

Orson Welles, Who Said To Anita Bryant, Stop Picketing Me. What I Said Was I Was A Thespian. Never Got A Dinner!