Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her,

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!

E.t., Who Said To Phyllis Diller, You Look Weird. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Noah, Don't Let The Elephants Watch The Rabbits. Never Got A Dinner!

Eve Said To The Serpent, “you Know I Could Go For A Bite To Eat, But I Don't Know You From Adam.”

King Henry Viii, Who Said To His Lawyer, Forget The Alimony, I've Got A Better Idea. Never Got A Dinner!