Moshe Dayan, Who Donated His Eye To

Ponce De Leon, Who Said When He Discovered The Fountain Of Youth, Where The Hell Are The Paper Cups? Never Got A Dinner!

Dean Martin's Great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, Who Said To Eli Whitney, I See The Cotton, But Where's The Gin? Never Got A Dinner!

Jack The Ripper's Mother, Who Said To Jack, How Come I Never See You With The Same Girl Twice? Never Got A Dinner!

Clint Eastwood's Sex Therapist, Who Said To Clint, Do It Any Which Way You Can, But No Sudden Impact. Never Got A Dinner!

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!