Life Is Tough, Then You Die.

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.

Nothing You See On The Internet Is Mine Unless It Comes From One Of My Albums, Books, Hbo Specials, Or Appeared On My Website.

Weather Forecast For Tonight: Dark. Continued Dark Overnight, With Widely Scattered Light By Morning.

When Someone Asks You, A Penny For Your Thoughts, And You Put Your Two Cents In, What Happens To The Other Penny?

The Base Of Evil In The World Is Religion Of Any Kind