More People Write Poetry Than Read It.

Soft Rock Music Isn’t Rock, And It Ain’t Music. It’s Just Soft.

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!

Singing Is Basically A Form Of Pleasant, Controlled Screaming.

I Think It Would Be Fair And Right To Use Some Of My Land And Wealth For A Drug-rehab Center Or An Indian School.