More People Write Poetry Than Read It.

What Exactly Is 'viewer Discretion'? If Viewers Had Discretion, Most Television Shows Would Not Be On The Air.

Here’s A Bumper Sticker I’d Like To See: “we Are The Proud Parents Of A Child Who’s Self-esteem Is Sufficient That He Doesn’t Need Us Promoting His Minor Scholastic Achievements On The Back Of Our Car."

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

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The Keys To America: The Cross, The Brew, The Dollar, And The Gun.