More People Write Poetry Than Read It.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

Because We Were A Poor Area, The School Had A Small Budget And Was Unable To Teach The Second Half Of The Alphabet.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

For A Long Time, I've Distinguished Between Entertainer And Performer And Entertainer And Artist. To Me, An Entertainer Is Someone Who Pleases Others, And An Artist Tries To Please Himself.

Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella, And You'll End Up With A Face Full Of Rain.