Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It

Cats Are Anthropomorphised In Art Because They Are So Laid Back That You Automatically Attribute Human Thoughts And Feelings To Them.

I Have A Fear Of Letting My Mind Wander. I'm Afraid It Might Not Come Back.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield