I Have A Fear Of Letting My

We Have A Group Of People Now Who Think They Own The State. Its Disgusting.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.

I Was Very Happy And Honored To Create The Professor Garfield Foundation With Ball State To Make Reading Fun.