Life Is A Near-death Experience.

If A Movie Is Described As A Romantic Comedy, You Can Usually Find Me Next Door Playing Pinball.

"fussy Eater" Is A Euphemism For "big Pain In The Ass."

The Us Army Has Announced That Although It Is True They Performed Mind-destroying Drug Tests On Hundreds Of Soldiers In The 1960s, None Of The Victims Have Been Promoted Beyond The Rank Of Lieutenant Colonel.

There Are Nights When The Wolves Are Silent And Only The Moon Howls.

Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard