Life Is A Near-death Experience.

I Thought About How Mothers Feed Their Babies With Tiny Little Spoons And Forks So I Wondered, What Do Chinese Mothers Use? Toothpicks?

At 68 I'm Every Age I Ever Was. I Always Think Of That. I'm Not Just 68. I'm Also 55 And 21 And Three. Oh Especially Three.

Most People With Low Self-esteem Have Earned It.

By And Large, Language Is A Tool For Concealing The Truth.

Never Underestimate The Role Pretension Plays When It Comes To Creating Euphemistic Language.