Life Is A Near-death Experience.

Catholic School Gave Me The Tools To Reject The Very Religion They Wanted Me To Have. They Taught Me How To Think For Myself And To Be Independent.

If A Word Is Misspelled In The Dictionary, How Would We Ever Know? If Webster Wrote The First Dictionary, Where Did He Find The Words? Why Is 'phonics' Not Spelled The Way It Sounds? How Come Abbreviated Is Such A Long Word?

By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

The Caterpillar Does All The Work, But The Butterfly Gets All The Publicity.