Life Is A Near-death Experience.

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.

Christians Worship A Dead Jew On A Stick

Inside Every Cynical Person, There Is A Disappointed Idealist.

I Consider The Coke A Major Cause. Of Course, You Could Also Make The Argument That Because Cocaine Speeds Up The Heart, It's Good For You.

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer. When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are. But, On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.