We Are All Precancerous.

When Will All The Rhetorical Questions End?

The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. We Are.

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

When Something Is 'new And Improved', Which Is It? If It's New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If It's An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It.