The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. We Are.

I Don't Think We Really Gave Barbarism A Fair Try.

In The Navy, There Is No Wrong Hole. In The Marines, There Is Always A Hole.

"fussy Eater" Is A Euphemism For "big Pain In The Ass."

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

That's The Whole Meaning Of Life, Isn't It? Trying To Find A Place For Your Stuff.