The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. We Are.

Can Placebos Cause Side Effects? If So, Are The Side Effects Real?

We've Learned How To Make A Living, But Not A Life. We've Added Years To Life, Not Life To Years.

Trying To Be Happy By Accumulating Possessions Is Like Trying To Satisfy Hunger By Taping Sandwiches All Over Your Body

Singing Is Basically A Form Of Pleasant, Controlled Screaming.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.