Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out Loud. And Yet It Is Not A Particularly Funny Name.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

You Could Feel The Place Going Crazy Because We Hadn't Been On Stage Together For Maybe 35 Years And The Audience Could Just Feel Us In The Darkness Come On And They Went Nuts. It Made The Little Hairs Stand Up On The Back Of My Neck And We Sang Sit On My Face, Which I Thought Was Wonderfully Appropriate For George's Memorial, And Then We Bowed And We Showed Our Bare Asses.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.