I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just

I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane At The Drop Of A Hat. I'm An Old-fashioned Lower-middle-class Boy.

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

We Never Have That Thought! The Whole Object Is To Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. John [du Prez] Always Says, Eric Thinks Of Something Completely Insane And Insists We Go In That Direction. It's The Correct Way To Look At Things And The Correct Place To Start, I Think.

Many Years Ago I Also Bought A House In Provence For About 70,000 Francs. It Had No Electricity Or Running Water, And No Road Leading To The House, But Gradually We Made Improvements. It's My Escape And I Love It.

If The Studios Paid The Artists, How Would They Ever Be Able To Afford The Executives?