I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just

We Learnt A Lot Because We Got In With Real Choreographers Who Tell You What They Need From A Song, Because A Song Has To Advance The Story. Then Real Directors Like Mike Nichols Tell You Where You Can Have 'b Themes' And 'c Themes', And We Go Oh Yes, B Themes And C Themes! So We Were Taught In The Finest School Amongst The Finest People. And Also By The School Of Experience.

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

Know What I Mean? Eh, Eh, Nudge Nudge, Say No More?

To Me, The Musical Is Best When It's A Musical Comedy. So If You Have A Very, Very Funny Show, And Very Good, Funny Songs, That's What The Musical Does Best.

Bear In Mind The Simple Rule, X Squared To The Power Of Two Minus Five Over The Seven Point Eight Three Times Nineteen Is Approximately Equal To The Cube Root Of Mcc Squared Divided By X Minus A Quarter Of A Third Percent. Keep That In Mind, And You Can't Go Very Far Wrong.