I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat!

Bear In Mind The Simple Rule, X Squared To The Power Of Two Minus Five Over The Seven Point Eight Three Times Nineteen Is Approximately Equal To The Cube Root Of Mcc Squared Divided By X Minus A Quarter Of A Third Percent. Keep That In Mind, And You Can't Go Very Far Wrong.

You Initially Become Funny As A Kid Because You're Looking For Attention And Love. Psychologists Think That's All To Do With Mother Abandonment. I Think John Cleese Has His Depressions, And Terry Gilliam's The Same. All Of Us Together Make One Completely Insane Person.

I Don't Necessarily Know Much About Comedy, I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Watching It. Mainly Because All My Life For About 50 Years I've Had Comedy.