Life Ain't All Beer And Skittles.

A Man Is Never Astonished That He Doesn't Know What Another Does, But He Is Surprised At The Gross Ignorance Of The Other In Not Knowing What He Does.

If It Were Not For A Goodly Supply Of Rumors, Half True And Half False, What Would The Gossips Do?

Nicknames Stick To People, And The Most Ridiculous Are The Most Adhesive.

It Is Easier To Make Money Than To Save It. One Is Exertion, The Other, Self-denial.

Women Will Sometimes Confess Their Sins, But I Never Knew One To Confess Her Faults.