Life Ain't All Beer And Skittles.

A Coxcomb Is Four-fifths Affectation And One-fifth Vanity.

Contentment Is, After All, Simply Refined Indolence.

The Memory Of Past Favors Is Like A Rainbow, Bright, Vivid, And Beautiful; But It Soon Fades Away. The In Memory Of Injuries Is Engraved On The Heart, And Remains Forever.

Ceremony Is All Backbone.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others. O, We Need It. We Need All The Counterweights We Can Muster To Balance The Sad Relations Of Life. God Has Made Many Sunny Spots In The Heart; Why Should We Exclude The Light From Them?