Money Is A Necessity; So Is Dirt.

Coerced Innocence Is Like An Imprisoned Lark,--open The Door, And It Is Off Forever. The Bird That Roams Through The Sky And The Groves Unrestrained Knows How To Dodge The Hawk And Protect Itself; But The Caged One, The Moment It Leaves Its Bars And Bolts Behind, Is Pounced Upon By The Fowler Or The Vulture.

Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

Fun Has No Limits. It Is Like The Human Race And Face; There Is A Family Likeness Among All The Species, But They All Differ.

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.

Women Forgive Injuries, But Never Forget Slights.