Money Is A Necessity; So Is Dirt.

Lawyers Are Like Spiders, They've Eat Up All The Flies, And I Guess They'll Have To Eat Each Other Soon.

People Have No Right To Make Fools Of Themselves, Unless They Have No Relations To Blush For Them.

A Man Is Never Astonished That He Doesn't Know What Another Does, But He Is Surprised At The Gross Ignorance Of The Other In Not Knowing What He Does.

If It Were Not For A Goodly Supply Of Rumors, Half True And Half False, What Would The Gossips Do?

The Suspicious Parent Makes An Artful Child.