Let's Play. I'm Willing To Play Anywhere.

Yeah, There Are Too Many Jews In Chess. They Seem To Have Taken Away The Class Of The Game. They Don't Seem To Dress So Nicely, You Know. That's What I Don't Like.

I Hope The Icelandic Government Grants Me Political Asylum.

There's No Luck Involved In Chess. You Just Have To Work At It.

All My Games Are Real

I Don't Remember One Thing I Learned In School.