Let's Play. I'm Willing To Play Anywhere.

They're All Weak, All Women. They're Stupid Compared To Men. They Shouldn't Play Chess, You Know. They're Like Beginners. They Lose Every Single Game Against A Man. There Isn't A Woman Player In The World I Can't Give Knight-odds To And Still Beat.

I Love The Game - And I Hate The Russians Because They've Almost Ruined It. They Only Risk The Title When They Have To, Every Three Years. They Play For Draws With Each Other But Play To Win Against The Western Masters. Draws Make For Dull Chess, Wins Make For Fighting Chess.

I'm Not As Soft Or As Generous A Person As I Would Be If The World Hadn't Changed Me.

I Like To Make Them Squirm.

I Have Never Opened With The Qp - On Principle.