All My Games Are Real

Let's Play. I'm Willing To Play Anywhere.

In My Opinion, The King's Gambit Is Busted. It Loses By Force.

I Don't Keep Any Close Friends. I Don't Keep Any Secrets. I Don't Need Friends. I Just Tell Everybody Everything, That's All.

I Hate Ready-made Suits, Button-down Collars, And Sports Shirts.

Yeah, I Used To Dress Badly Until I Was About Sixteen. But People Just Didn't Seem To Have Enough Respect For Me, You Know And I Didn't Like That, So I Decided I'd Have To Show Them They Weren't Any Better Than Me, You Know? They Were Sort Of Priding Themselves. They Would Say, 'he Beat Us At Chess, But He's Still Just An Uncouth Kid.' So I Decided To Dress Up.