I Hope The Icelandic Government Grants Me

It's The Fault Of The Chess Players Themselves. I Don't Know What They Used To Be, But Now They're Not The Most Gentlemanly Group. When It Was A Game Played By The Aristocrats It Had More Like You Know Dignity To It. When They Used To Have The Clubs, Like No Women Were Allowed And Everybody Went In Dressed In A Suit, A Tie, Like Gentlemen, You Know. Now, Kids Come Running In Their Sneakers. Even In The Best Chess Club-and They Got Women In There. It's A Social Place And People Are Making Noise, It's A Madhouse.

I Hate Ready-made Suits, Button-down Collars, And Sports Shirts.

Vacations Are Designed To Refresh The Outlook Of Everyone. No Matter How Tired They May Be When They Return To Work, Vacationers Have Been Refreshed Emotionally And Intellectually. Their Effectiveness In Their Job Has Probably Improved, And They Are, Generally Speaking, Better Employees For The Time Off.

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.

There's No One Alive I Can't Beat.