Laughter Through Tears Is My Favorite Emotion.

I'm Old Enough And Cranky Enough Now That If Someone Tried To Tell Me What To Do, I'd Tell Them Where To Put It.

You're Not Going To See Your Dreams Come True If You Don't Put Wings, Legs, Arms, Hands, And Feet On 'em.

I Was Born In An Odd Spot And Was A Very Sensitive Kid. My Feelings Could Get Hurt So Easily Because I Always Wanted To Be Loved, I Wanted To Be Touched, I Wanted To Touch Somebody. I Wanted Everybody To Love Me, So I Think I Was Louder Than I Should Have Been. I Was Just Trying To Get Attention. I Always Felt Like I Was Somebody Special, Maybe It's Because I Needed To Be Somebody Special.

We Can't All Be Stars; We Can't All Be Leaders. We Are All God's Creatures, Living Life, And We Have That God Light In Us And We're Supposed To Let It Shine. And Not Everybody Wants To Be Like Me And Stick Their Neck Out To Get Up On Stage And Perform. There Are Those Like Me, But There Are Also Those That Are Of A Shyer Nature. And They're Smarter Than Most Of Us That Are Out There Showing Our Asses.

A Great Smile Is A Wonderful Asset, But A Good Heart Is Pure Gold.