I Can't Tell Anybody Else How To

In The Early Days, Porter Wagoner Would Not Exactly Scold Me, But He's Say, 'you're Writing Too Many Damn Verses. You're Makin' These Songs Too Damn Long.' And I'd Say, 'yeah, But I'm Tellin' A Story. I Have A Story To Tell.' And He'd Say, 'well, You're Not Going To Get It On The Radio.' If I Start Writing A Song, I'm Writing It For A Reason. People Would Say That I Had To Have Two Verses, And A Chorus, And A Bridge. I Tried To Learn That Formula.

I Don't Trust Anyone Who Does Their Own Hair. I Don't Think It's Natural.

I Am A Seeker, A Poor, Sinful Creature, There Is No Weaker Than I.

Is Forever Longer Than Always?

People Say I Look So Happy - And I Say, 'that's The Botox.'