Laugh Now, Cry Later.

After Age Twelve, Birthdays Should Be As Private As Hernia Surgery.

It Was A Bitter Moment For Us. We Weren't Two Mature Parents. We Were Just Two Kids Playing Grown-up. We Still Needed Mommy And Daddy's Permission, Blessings, And Money To Survive.

I Would Have Invited Friends Over To Dinner Even If The Carpet Was Stained, Or The Sofa Faded.

If You Can't Make It Better, You Can Laugh At It.

Who In Their Infinite Wisdom Decreed That Little League Uniforms Be White? Certainly Not A Mother.