Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

That Impresses Me More, Inventin' Electricity.

The Elephant Man Would Never Have Gotten Up And Gone, ‘oh, God. Look At Me Hair Today.’

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things That I'm Told I Should Like. This Has Been The Problem With Most Of The Wonders I Have Seen So Far. The Fact That This One Is Called The 'great' Wall Of China Annoys Me. I'll Decide If It's Great Or Not. It Might End Up Being The 'all Right Wall Of China' To Me.

What I Mean Is, I Don't Know What I Mean.

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.