Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is

Ten Million Years From Now, When Then Sun Burns Out And The Earth Is Just A Frozen Iceball Hurtling Through Space, Nobody's Going To Care Whether Or Not I Got This Guy Out.

When I Come Into A Game In The Bottom Of The Ninth, Bases Loaded, No One Out And A One-run Lead ... It Takes People Off My Mind.

I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And Some Days The Tiger Has You For Lunch.

Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is A Skill That's Often Overlooked In Little League.