Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And

I Have No Trouble With The Twelve Inches Between My Elbow And My Palm. It's The Seven Inches Between My Ears That's Bent.

I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Ninety Percent I'll Spend On Good Times, Women And Irish Whiskey. The Other Ten Percent I'll Probably Waste.

Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is A Skill That's Often Overlooked In Little League.

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.