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In The World Of Animation, You Can Be Anything You Wanna Be. If You're A Fat Woman, You Can Play A Skinny Princess. If You're Short Wimpy Guy, You Can Play A Tall Gladiator. If You're A White Man, You Can Play An Arabian Prince. And If You're A Black Man, You Can Play A Donkey Or A Zebra.

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

Music Is The Soundtrack To The Crappy Movie That Is My Life.

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

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