I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.