I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When

Smart Is Knowing If You're Dumb. Knowing When To Shut Up And To Listen To People That Are Smarter Than You.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.

Every Town Has The Same Two Malls: The One White People Go To And The One White People Used To Go To.

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

When People Try To Read Between The Lines - Critics, They Have A Job. Their Job Is To Make Something Bigger Than It Is.