I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When

Who's Judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul Judging A Singing Contest Is Like Christopher Reeve Judging A Dance Contest!

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.

I'm Looking Forward To Not Being Tired Around My Child. My Father Was Tired A Lot. I Want To Play Ball With My Child Without Having To Grab My Shoulder Because I'm Not Physically Fit. And I Want To Really Teach My Child And Become His Or Her Friend.

No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult Things Become, You Will Eventually Feel Better.

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.