There's Bad And Then There's Eddy Curry

You Just Got To Be Really Logical When You're A Comedian - To A Fault. Like A Lawyer's Got To Believe In The Law.

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.

My Mother Always Says: "you Know Better, So You'll Be Punished. Your Friends Don't Know Better, So They Won't Be Punished. They Can Go Snatch Chains And They'll Be Fine. But If You Snatch Chains, You'll End Up In Jail Because You Know Better."