A Sense Of Humor Is Great -

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.

I Hate When People Go On Tv And Tell You How Hard It Is To Do Animation. No, No, No. Ups Is Hard Work. I’ve Done Some Animation And Here's How Easy It Is. The Easiest Job In The World. I Go In A Booth And I Go, What’s The Line? And The Guy Goes, It’s Time To Go To The Store. And Then I Go, It’s Time To Go To The Store. And Then They Gave Me $1 Million.

Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.