Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because He Had

The White House Again Refused To Turn Over Discussions Vice President Cheney Had With Enron Officials Over Energy Policy. Cheney Said If He Had To Disclose Every Time Some Business Donated A Ton Of Money Then Came In To Write Its Own Policy To Govern Itself, He Wouldn't Get Any Work Done.

He Lasted About As Long As The Dessert Tray At Rosie O'donnell's House.

Americans Stick Their Nose Where It Doesn't Belong More Than Cyrano De Bergerac Giving Head.

The Death Penalty Is Becoming A Way Of Life In This Country.

By And Large, I Think It Should Be A Rule In The Teacher Employment Manual That You Can't Go Attend Any Event Where If You Took Your Classroom On A Student Field Trip, They Would Summarily Be Obliterated. That Should Be Rule No. 1.