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The White House Looked Into A Plan That Would Allow Illegal Immigrants To Stay In The United States. The Plan Called For A Million Mexicans To Marry A Million Of Our Ugliest Citizens.

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The Only Way The French Are Going In Is If We Tell Them We Found Truffles In Iraq.

Americans Stick Their Nose Where It Doesn't Belong More Than Cyrano De Bergerac Giving Head.