Jack Kennedy Always Said To Me, Hedy,

Men Are Fine, Love Is Fine, It's Marriage I'm A Little Disappointed In.

I Remember All Too Well The Premiere Of Ecstasy When I Watched My Bare Bottom Bounce Across The Screen And My Mother And Father Sat There In Shock.

American Men, As A Group, Seem To Be Interested In Only Two Things, Money And Breasts. It Seems A Very Narrow Outlook.

I Don't Believe In Life After Death. But I Do Believe In Some Grinding Destiny That Watches Over Us On Earth. If I Didn't, The Safety Valve Would Give And The Boiler Would Explode.

Most Children Turn Out Badly Because They Have The Wrong Parental Image. This Doesn't Mean Their Parents Are Criminal. It Means They Are Boring And Cruel.